What to do?

It's my human's birthday today. She's turing thirteen! That's really old! (well, compared to a hedgehog were old age is eight) But I'm having a problem, what should I give her for a birthday present? Maybe a mealworm and chicken birthday cake? That's what I had for my birthday. Or maybe a log to hide under. Yeah! that would be a good present! I don't think she even has one! If she doesn't have one, where does she hide? Oh, well. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Humans are weird!